Girls Without Shoes

January 7, 2010

Is There Cheesecake In Heaven?

Filed under: Uncategorized — girlswithoutshoes @ 12:52 am

My mom and I are eating cheesecake, delicious, smooth, mellow, perfect cheesecake.  The best I have had in a while.  We are both remarking on how good it is, blah, blah, blah……   when of course I ask the questions, “Do you think there is cheesecake in Heaven?”  My mom assures me that all good things are. 

Here I am 52 years  old and asking my mom silly questions like a child.  I do have a lot of child left in me, oh well, I guess it is fun to play, even as an adult.   Silliness is me and my life. 

I eat cherry pie, then change into my work out clothes.  After all, cherry pie can’t possibly fatten you up when you have work out clothes on.  I mean, the pie wouldn’t dare. 

Anyway, I feel better with the work out clothes on. Maybe I should forget the pie and just have a lot of sex instead, yeah that will do it.   You don’t even need work out clothes for that, therefore, it is economical.    Oh god, I just can’t stand myself sometimes. 

Maybe instead, I will just become a pie eating sex machine.

Dear Lord,  Let there be cherry pie also in heaven.  Is it a sin to pray for sex too?  Don’t worry, I won’t go there.

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8 Comments »

  1. I love cheesecake! I love baking it, too. I have this amazing recipe for strawberry-marble cheesecake, and it has an absolutely wonderful strawberry sauce.

    Comment by unabridgedgirl — January 7, 2010 @ 9:03 pm

  2. The sad thing is, is that I loved this recipe so much and it was only Jello No Bake Cheesecake.

    Comment by girlswithoutshoes — January 11, 2010 @ 8:30 pm

  3. lol… Jello is the ancient new womans secret to baking! can’t go wrong there. I used to bake for people… like a job/ favor on the side… perhaps I will apply to be a pastry chef in heaven. You can stop in any time!

    Comment by Cindy Hanson — January 19, 2010 @ 5:33 am

  4. this post is still amusing….

    Comment by Cindy Hanson — February 26, 2010 @ 6:55 pm

  5. great thoughts. you pray a lot. don’t you?

    Comment by eweket — April 29, 2010 @ 6:38 am

  6. My Dear,
    When have you found time to write? In between cheesecake and, well….you know…you sneaky old thing. I laughed here until tears rolled down. But even better, both laughed and wanted to cry at some of your last posts that I had missed [I know, I’ve been a mite scarce].
    I truly wish you would write down more of your stories for others to share; they are priceless.
    Pearl
    PS–There is nothing like cheesecake in my world. I wish there was a store open now….

    Comment by oracleofthepearl — June 2, 2010 @ 6:34 am

  7. You made me laugh out loud. I sure hope there is cheesecake in heaven. I hear tell there is going to be a feast, so why not cheesecake? Now I’m craving it so badly and have to get the ingredients to make one. I’d better get some workout clothes to wear while I eat it 🙂

    Thanks for the laugh! I needed it today. It’s so good to see you.

    Comment by Julie — October 26, 2010 @ 7:07 pm

  8. LOl, thanks for the comments, I need to be writing again, have had long vacation from it.

    Comment by girlswithoutshoes — October 29, 2010 @ 5:21 pm


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